Best and worst love advice from Miss B. Spears

All musicians provide really great love advice, let’s be honest. They get everyone through some hard breakups and make love feel stronger.

Britney Spears is obviously no exception.

Here’s what we can learn from her fantastic collection of music:

Bad Advice:

It’s OK to Be Totally Dependent
Song: “Hit Me Baby One More Time”

Lyrics: “Oh baby, baby
The reason I breathe is you.”

We Should Get Down in Public
Song:”Gimme More”

Lyrics: “We can get down
Like there’s no one around
We keep on rockin’, we keep on rockin’
Cameras are flashin’ while we’re dirty dancin’.”

Bad Boys Are Addicting
Song: “Toxic”

Lyrics: “There’s no escape
I can’t wait, I need a hit
Baby, give me it
You’re dangerous, I’m lovin’ it.”

We Can Be Crazy Together
Song: “Hold It Against Me”

Lyrics: “You might think that I’m crazy
But you know I’m just your type.”


Good Advice:

Womanizers Need Not Apply
Song: “Womanizer”

Lyrics: “But no way I’m ever gonna fall for you
Never you, baby
Womanizer, woman-womanizer, you’re a womanizer.”

Sometimes Enough Is Enough
Song: “Stronger”

Lyrics: “Hush, just stop
There’s nothing you can do or say, baby
I’ve had enough
I’m not your property.”

Board Games Can Be Kinky
Song: “3”

Lyrics: “Merrier the more
Triple fun that way
Twister on the floor
What do you say?”

Cut a Poor Guy Loose
Song: “Oops . . . I Did It Again”

Lyrics: “I made you believe
We’re more than just friends.
Oh, baby;
It might seem like a crush,
But it doesn’t mean
That I’m serious.”

It’s Hot to Take Charge
Song: “Circus”

Lyrics: “I’m like a performer
The dance floor is my stage
Better be ready, hope that you feel the same.”