Ke$ha got “The Talk” at age 7

I’m going to be honest and say I think 99% of the stuff Ke$ha says is fake and for show. This probably falls under that catagory, but I’m posting it so you can decide. According to Ke$ha, her mom gave her “the talk” (Yes…THAT talk) at age 7. This is all from an interview with some magazine. She says her mom taught her “everything about sex” at age seven, but that ain’t all. Here’s more:

“My mom left me at home when I was 14 with a credit card and a box of condoms and the keys to the car and said, ‘Don’t get pregnant and don’t drink and drive.’  I had to be responsible for myself.”

Ke$ha adds she doesn’t know who her dad is saying, “”I talked to my mom about it.  She has a sketchy memory.  I don’t really care.  I’m going to pretend like my dad is MICK JAGGER and proceed.”

That just makes the “Mick Jagger” line from Tik Tok a thousand times more creepy.

Here’s why this is hard to for me believe. Ke$ha’s mom is actually NOT TRASHY. She’s a singer/songwriter from Nashville. The two even appeared on an episode of Paris Hilton’s “The Simple Life” together. Actually, they seemed like a perfectly normal middle class family. Mom’s a little odd, but she’s not THAT odd. Here’s a clip from the show:

Actually after watching the clip…maybe it is all true.