Lady Gaga’s new perfume is inspired by body fluids

Lady Gaga is weird. There’s not a single person in the world who can even begin to try to tell me otherwise.

More proof: Her inspiration for her new scent is “blood and semen.”

WHAT! Sex. And blood. Because that’s what people like to smell like all the time, right?!

Apparently she does, and you know that people will buy it just because it’s A) Gaga and B) different.

Everyone buy nose plugs. This world is about to smell a whole lot worse.