All We Ever Got Was a Free Pizza

This isn’s jealousy talking, it’s reason. How is this kid supposed to want to do anything with his life at all?? How can any amount of success top what he’s already achieved by being born to Sean “Diddy” Combs.

You might remember Justin Combs as the kid who took Nicki Minaj to his Sweet 16 Party (thanks, dad.)

Well, now he’s got something else to lord over the other kids at the lunch table. HIS DAD BOUGHT HIM A CUSTOM MAYBACH LIMO for hitting the Honor Roll.

You read that right. It’s valued at $390,000. Also, it’s NOT HIS FIRST MAYBACH. He got the FIRST quarter million dollar ride AT said Sweet 16.

Here’s a quote from Diddy:

“You don’t ask white people what they buy their kids,” Diddy continued. “And they buy ‘em Porsches and convertible Bentleys, and it ain’t no question. It’s really a racist question and put things back in perspective with money and the way that people still look at you. And I’m not saying that consciously he’s a racist. But he probably don’t even realize that he would not ask Steve Jobs that. He would be like Steve Jobs has that money and that’s the gift his kid is supposed to get.”

Just insane.