Holy Jaws, Batman! I’ve found the Girl of my Dreams!

I know I may be one of the most eligible bachelors in BCS, but hey, I’ve got a sick sense of humor and long and nearly impossible list of important traits for a potential girlfriend. ┬áBut now thanks to the internet, I’ve found the girl of my dreams.

Good Looks, Loves the movie Jaws, Great Sense of Humor, and makes poor life decisions…sounds like my perfect match.