J-Woww has some useful dating advice for everyone

What happens when you’re suddenly super-famous because of a reality show?! You make a book about something that you pretend to know all about!

OF COURSE J-Woww knows all about life and dating! I mean… She’s cheated on and then been sued by her ex-boyfriend, all before another lawsuit happened because he planned to release X-rated photos of her.

Yeah… She knows her stuff.

So in her book “The Rules According to JWoww,” we learn some pretty valuable lessons about dating, but also life in general.

Here are some excerpts:

  • Stop drinking if you vomit
  • Never leave the house without condoms, your cell phone, cash, hair accessories and a change of undies.
  • If you’re prone to fighting, keep your nails short
  • Don’t do anything you suck at
  • You don’t need some fancy guy’s name on your ass
  • Reheated pasta never tastes the same

Thanks for that, J-Woww. You have now written my guide to life.