Krash’s College Survival Guide #1

It’s time for a new segment!  I promise a return to our “Hot Babes” segment ASAP, once a few things get ironed out!  This one however is just as fun.. well for me :p.  You see I’m going to be a college graduate in May, pending I do not fail.  If I do I think I will shed so many tears it would flood my entire room out.  Needless to say I am SICK of college.  I have done everything there is to do, met everyone there is to meet, and have found my way into the professional world.  I feel like there is nothing left!  However that cannot take away from all the great friends, and memories I have made.  I truly enjoyed college, but its time is over it is time to move on.  Being the old fart I am, I feel it is necessary to pass down the best college lessons to you guys, being well.. College Station and all.  So here is, “Krash’s College Survival Guide” Episode 1.  If you expect anything of normal educational value, you are definitely in the wrong place! :p

 

Lesson #1: Finding Love in the Classroom

 

Knowing where to situate yourself in class is absolutely imperative.  There are three things to be considered when getting into a giant lecture class and positioning yourself next to a hottie.

1.  Who’s Hot? (Duh)

2.  Can the teacher see me on my phone?

3.  What is the best angle to see her bod?

Okay okay, number three is maybe a more personal one I will not get into ;).  But seriously knowing where to sit is very important as for your social gathering.  The first two rows are always gobbled up by people who just want to learn, and if you’re one of them this blog is not for you!  Anyhow, you’re going to want to find that one hottie in class and make your presence known.  The “cool” crowd is generally going to camp out at the top or back of the class.  If you do not like fools with their hats cocked sideways, and stuck up girls who only talk to their greek friends, you may not want to go there.  So you are still looking for a place to sit the front and back are gone, middle correct?  Lets be more specific, being lined up directly with the teacher is a no go.  I mean how else are you, going to get your mack on when they stare right at you.  Most instructors are right handed so the middle and right side of the classroom is generally more focused on.  Where is this going you say?  The MIDDLE LEFT proximity of the classroom is where you need to find your hottie.  If that means taking the eight instead of the nine, it’s worth it trust me!  There are plenty of lookers in college, so one must prepare how to maximize conversation, and find the cool chick or dude.  You heard it from Krash first, how to find love in the classroom!  More of my scholastic knowledge soon!

-Krash

P.S. Whoever you sit by for more than one week or so, you are forever etched with them if they get ditched.  Have an excuse prepared for the next one!