Charlie Sheen…You’re Fired
One of these guys is no longer employed. I’ll give you hint. It’s not Jon Cryer.
Yep, Charlie needs to get used to the whole bathrobe-wearin’, channel flippin’, ceral eatin’ lifestyle of the offically unemployed.
Yep, that’s better…
According to EW.com, Warner Bros. Television announced today Charlie has been fired from their show Two and a Half Men. The statement from the studio said,
“After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen’s services from ‘Two and a Half Men’ effective immediately.”
The future of the series is unknown at this time, but with a 9th season already on order, they may be looking for a replacement Sheen soon. Charlie spoke to TMZ after he got the news,
“This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of their bazillions, never have to look at whatshisc— again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension.”