Charlie Sheen…You’re Fired

One of these guys is no longer employed.  I’ll give you hint.  It’s not Jon Cryer.

Yep, Charlie needs to get used to the whole bathrobe-wearin’, channel flippin’, ceral eatin’ lifestyle of the offically unemployed. 

Yep, that’s better…
According to, Warner Bros. Television announced today Charlie has been fired from their show Two and a Half Men.  The statement from the studio said,

“After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen’s services from ‘Two and a Half Men’ effective immediately.”

The future of the series is unknown at this time, but with a 9th season already on order, they may be looking for a replacement Sheen soon.  Charlie spoke to TMZ after he got the news,

“This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of their bazillions, never have to look at whatshisc— again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension.”