Nicolas Is Out Of The Cage

Nicolas Cage ended up behind bars early Saturday morning for some pretty silly reasons.  He was picked up for public drunkenness, disturbing the peace, and worst of all domestic violence.  Allegedly Cage was screaming at his third wife violently on a New Orleans street.  But nobody fear!  In only eight hours Dog The Bounty Hunter came to the rescue and bailed Cage out of the… cage.  Maybe Dog can knock some sense into this guy before he goes down the Mel Gibson path!  Domestic violence and disputes are completelely uncalled for!  Some people just cannot handle the Big Easy.

-Krash