Donald Trump: How to do “the do”
Donald Trump has explained to us how he creates that monstrosity of a hairstyle every day. In an interview with “Rolling Stone“, Donald says,
“Okay, what I do is, wash it with Head and Shoulders. I don’t dry it, though. I let it dry by itself. It takes about an hour. Then I read paper and things . . . I also watch TV . . . I then comb my hair. Yes, I do use a comb.”
The combing technique is where the real magic lies. He says,
”Do I comb it forward? No, I don’t comb it forward. I actually don’t have a bad hairline. When you think about it, it’s not bad. I mean, I get a lot of credit for comb-overs. But it’s not really a comb-over. It’s sort of a little bit forward and back. I’ve combed it the same way for years. Same thing, every time.”
The Donald does admit one vice: Soda.
”I’ve never smoked a cigarette in my life. I’ve never had a drink, never had a joint, never had any drugs, never even had a cup of coffee . . .I will say, though, that I like a little caffeine….I’ll drink water. Sometimes tomato juice, which I like. Sometimes orange juice, which I like. I’ll drink different things. But the Coke or Pepsi boosts you up a little.”
He also says he gets a bad rap, but in his own humble opinion, he’s a nice guy.
”I don’t want to ruin my image by saying this, but I’m a much nicer person than people understand. I like to do the right thing and help people. But when people are disloyal to me . . . I hold a grudge. I have the longest memory. I always kick back. I believe in that.”
Sorry Donald…I’m not buying it. Someone who finds so much joy in the words “You’re Fired” can’t be that nice of a guy…
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