The laws of texting and calling

I’ve had a lot of people annoying the ____ out of me with their texting and calling habits. I don’t have a smartphone, don’t text me 234987 times in a row. I don’t sleep much, but when I do, I’d like to do it silently, so stop calling me at 6am.

I took calls on your rules for using the phone, and LOVED what you had to say!

Ch ch check it outttt.. duh!