Watch: Emotional Cat Lady
This apparently is an eHarmony video bio for an insane cat lady. She tries to explain why you would want to date her, and she starts balling over cats. If this girl is serious she needs psychological evaluation. If she is faking… well she still won’t be winning over any men this decade.
Doesn’t this site give everyone one free personality match? I sure as heck would give up on relationships if this is what came up for me!