I’m bringin back the fanny pack

It’s official. I’m bringin back the fanny pack. They’re about to be the coolest thing on the block again, thanks to me. If I can single handedly bring back the 90s, this should be a piece of cake.

I mean, seriously… look how cool I look in my video-

THEY’RE JUST SO HANDY! Free hands, right at the hip! Perfect. PLUS. LOOK AT THE OPTIONS ONLINE:

SO STYLISH!!

PLUS! Look at this one! A CUP HOLDER! Oh, hold on, let me just PUT MY BEER IN MY FANNY PACK REAL QUICK.

I’m a genius. I know. What would you bring back into fashion if you got to make the rules?!