ALERT: The “Child Bride” is on Twitter!!!!!!
Too good to be true but it is. Courtney Stodden the 16 year old creepy as hell bride of creepier than hell Doug “Percy from Green Mile” Hutchinson is on Twitter (@CourtneyStodden) and her tweets are just plain uncomfortable. Here are some of my faves:
Slowly slipping under these sensuous silk covers as I lie down in bed & entertain myself w/the classic movie “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes”. XOs
A soft sensation sweetly kisses my body as I prepare for a sexy hot photo shoot this afternoon. What a breathtaking morning it has been!
Stepped my paws into a sexy wet cat-suit; Prowling mysteriously around the house while lickin’ my lips searchin’ for some nip! MEEEOWWW!
I love these steamy mornings that allow you to erotically roll out of bed in nothing but your cheeky string bikini. Mmm, how electrifying!
Woke up to a perfect morning; Romantic melodies softly playing, my favorite breakfast all prepared, & my pups licking me up & down… Mmm!
Turned on some soft slow jams, lit a few candles & dimmed the lights; There’s this sensual energy in the air that is making me want to dance
Someone PLEASE find Chris Hansen. American needs him more than ever. Also, the trainwreck continues as Stodden posed in a replica pic of the iconic Pam Anderson shot from Baywatch. See below:
Wrong. Just Wrong. Thanks to Dlisted.com for the twitter heads up.