PICTURE: Frito Finally Admits The Facts

It all started years ago. I had a conversation that started after I got a strange look. I initially refused to accept the facts. I thought that it was just a natural phase that time would take care of. I ignored the warnings of my family and friends and even took drastic measures to correct what was obvious to everyone else in my life.

However recently, my wife shared with me that I should abandon my head shaving after two years and go with the buzz look. After a week or so of growing out my mane once again, I had a conversation with Chace and Alli that made me finally face the facts…I am going bald.

I don’t know the timeframe, maybe a year…maybe two? What is evidenced by the picture above is that the troops have clearly retreated past the point of no return.

This leaves me a few options. Do I A) Leave the fuzz and embrace it (the Jason Statham), B) Fire the rest of it before it quits (the Stone Cold aka Frito from last week), or do I rock the imfamous “horseshoe”.

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