Top 10 Lies…We All Tell

A trending topic on twitter today was #Top10Lies and most of the tweets were pretty legit, but the ones submitted during my show were also awesome!!!! Here’s some of my faves from you guys:

1- “I love you”

2- “This is my real hair”

3- “I’m gonna stay in and study all weekend”

4- “I have read and agree to the terms of use”

5- “Mom…everyone failed the class”

6- “I’ll be there in 5 minutes”

7- “I failed my test because I was stressed/depressed about (insert latest major life event)”

8- “Sorry, that was my last piece of gum”

9- “I don’t give out my number…just give me yours”

10- “It’s not _____ if it’s everywhere”

Got more? Comment with your Top Lie below :)