Kris Humphries suing Kim Kardashian?

And here she was thinking the pre-ordered Christmas cards were a big deal..

Kim is now dealing with a big fat lawsuit. You know how for some reason, following the dissolution of Kim Kardashian‘s big fake wedding to Kris Humphries, a bunch of stories from “anonymous sources close to the story” (i.e. THE KARDASHIANS) popped up in tabloids accusing Kris of being abusive, dumb, lazy, and homophobic? Well, Kris has finally decided to fight back by suing Kim for $10 Million for portraying him badly on her “reality” show.

Life & Style reports:

“Kris has a legal team investigating his options,” the insider tells the new issue of Life & Style. “He’s claiming his role on Kourtney & Kim Take New York is bigger than he was told, and that’s why he wants more money. But Kris is also suing because he’s really worried about how badly he’s going to be portrayed on the series.” Life & Style has learned that Kris is particularly concerned about explosive footage of him bullying Kim’s best friend Jonathan Cheban — scenes that stand to tarnish Kris’ wholesome Midwestern image. “Midway through the season, Kris starts bullying Kim’s best friend, Jonathan Cheban, about his sexuality,” shares a Kim pal. “Jonathan isn’t gay, but Kris accuses him of being gay and criticizes him for it in a really homophobic way. Jonathan is really upset.” As is Kim. “Kris used the word ‘gay’ as an insult, to try and hurt Jonathan,” an E! insider tells Life & Style. “He’s the lowest of the low bullying someone like this.” While it’s too late for him to stop the premiere from airing, Kris has retained lawyer Lee Hutton III and is trying his hardest to prevent the most inflammatory moments from being broadcast. Kris, his family and his friends maintain that much of Kris’ appearance on Kourtney & Kim was scripted — including scenes in which he ponders Jonathan’s sexuality — and that he’s not homophobic. “Little did Kris know that he was being set up,” his father, William Humphries, tells Life & Style exclusively. “Kris got used –100 percent used.”

I’m just glad someone finally sued these people for shoving their awful and disugting lives down our throats.

In other news, the petition to kick the Kardashians off the air has almost 170,000 signatures.