Why Bradley Cooper and Not Ryan Gosling Deserves Sexiest Man of 2011: An Objective Analysis
Apparently people are prettty angry about the People issue hitting the stands today that gave the title of Sexiest Man of 2011 to Bradley Cooper. They have even foolishly decided to organize a protest, “Occupy People Magazine,” in order to rectify what they see as some grave injustice.
This is bologna. I’m sick and tired of everyone questioning Bradley’s sexiness. So, in the fewest words possible, I am going to show you why exactly the title was given to the right man.
Real men have chest hair. Period. If I wanted to date someting with no hair, I’d play for the other team.