Because Truck Nutz are Old News..

So I just read that Harry Balz Novelties, the world’s largest supplier of auto floor mats, spinners and off-brand feminine hygiene napkins, will finally shift their massive manufacturing might from ‘Truck Nutz’ — the most profitable product in the company’s history.

“Car thongs” are the now the new ‘truck nutz.’ Yup, you heard it here first.

I say add this to the list of things to buy someone you don’t really like.