R. Kelly Has New Chapters to Trapped in the Closet

32 of them to be exact.

And he’s looking for investors, according to TMZ, who caught up with Kelz on his way to the gym yesterday. “You guys gotta find out what the package is,” he added, referencing the mysterious ailment that almost every character contracts by the end of Chapter 22.

When we last saw “Trapped”.. the year was 2007 and Kelly had released 22 chapters, involving a little person who crapped his pants, a neighbor with the spatula, and a pimp with the stuttering problem.

Apparently he’s always wanted to a be a director, so this is way of going about that through his music.. only problem is that shiz is expensive and he needs investors quick!

I like the question posed by NY mag:

If R. Kelly is actually serious about making another 32 chapters for Trapped in the Closet — and given that he is R. Kelly, he probably is — then he should consider letting fans sponsor the installments as a holiday gifts. Surely there are 32 people in this world who would rather lend their name to a Trapped chapter than some random star?

I say yes! Thoughts?