What’s under your sink?

My first post… here it goes. Last week, when I moved into my house, I open the cabinets below my bathroom sink and find “Oggie Cooder.” It’s a book. From what I read on the back it’s about a boy who chews and carves pieces of cheese into shapes. Yes, I know. WTF? Well that’s what I thought too. First, why is this here? Second, who the hell was living here before? Third, I wonder what other people find under their sinks when they move in? Tools… to easy. Old tilex bottles… boring. Maybe, too scared to look?

What have you found under your sink??