Thanks Mark

Does anyone have Mark Zuckerberg’s address? I need to know where to direct the mob. I get it, facebook services over 8 million people, but is there a reason we weren’t told about this?

Time to put those rumors of a facebook revamp to bed… or just jump ship and go to google +

Because The new timeline feature, yeah that one you hate, is now mandatory.

If you are unaware of how timeline operates, let me break it down for you. Now instead of just showcasing your most recent posts, the front page can be scrolled back months or even years at a time.

Some are offering this change will bring about a bit of nostalgia, but I whole-heartedly disagree. I worked very hard to get rid of some of the things I’ve done only to find not only will I have to painfully relive them… so will my friends.

Think about all the dirt this will reveal. Your timeline will remind of you breakups, money troubles, and all those frat party photos you thought you’d never have to see again. Yep. Depending on your settings, these black holes in your digital soul will show everyone – new followers and prospective employers alike – the parts of you that should have been banned to the deep recesses of the internet.

Thankfully for us, the users of Facebook are well versed in controversy (having an entire film dedicated to airing their dirty laundry) so they’ve offered us a buffer zone. What does that mean? Go start rapid fire deleting s#$% .

The clock is ticking. I know some people whose profiles have already been hijacked, but the official turn is next Tuesday.

Don’t let this catch you off-guard. Take some time to review your bad decisions. As terrible as it is to go through them, it will be way better for you to get to things before your interviewer does.

Happy scouring!