Vampire Lady of Mexico

Sometimes you come across pictures so strange and twisted, you just have to share them with strangers via the internet.

With that in mind, I present to you Mary Jose Cristerna, aka “The Vampire Woman,” aka “The Woman Of Your Dreams.”

And by dreams I mean those things you never have anymore because seriously, good luck sleeping ever again.

And finally,

AUGHHHH!

Sweet dreams!
-Katy

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