VIDEO: Paris Hilton’s “Drunk Text”

STORY OF MY LIFE!

I’m hesitant to include the words Paris Hilton and music in one sentence, but this her video to “Drunk Text.”

You know it’s gonna be good because she starts off with “I went to the club last night, you know, to dance with my bi@$es.” Then BONUS she explains the mystery behind sexting: sex + texting. That was literally keeping me up at night. hahahaha.

Mildly NSFW. By mildly I mean there’s some language, but mostly that tag is for stupidity.

Can’t wait for her new album!

..I feel you deserve a prize if you make it through all the way.