15 Best Lines From Shades of Grey (NSFWish)

If you haven’t heard of this book, it’s like crack “Twilight” for adults. (So, yes, you can only imagine the literary masterpiece that is currently New York Time’s runaway bestseller.)

Because there’s no point in wasting your time reading 300 pages of this garbage, I’ve reduced it to just 15 lines for you. Throw in some dominant-submissive relationships and male $#*@&^($ and I present to you “50 Shades of Grey.”

You’re welcome.

Sounds like she might have diarrhea in a few of those.
thanks to buzzfeeed for the pictures which only make the quotes more ridic.