Would You Rather Wednesday

Sometimes I find humpday hypotheticals that are disgusting, vile, and just down right sadistic.

Then there are those that are scary in other ways.. which would YOU rather?

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Judging from the web wing feedback, I think this might be a gender thing. Guys will pick dad and girls will pick mom.

I on the other hand, would rather disappoint my dad. But what about you?!