PICS: Snooki’s Glam Pregnancy Photo Shoot

BAHAHAHAHA. I don’t even know how to begin to describe this.

I guess this is what happens when Snooki decides she wants to celebrate the birth of her unborn baby with a photoshoot.. or something.

..If I were Jionni, I’d wait for a DNA test before posing as the happy family.

AND HOW AWK IS THAT PICTURE WITH THE BABY AND THE CUCUMBER?! WTF?!