BAHAHAHAHA. I don’t even know how to begin to describe this.
I guess this is what happens when Snooki decides she wants to celebrate the birth of her unborn baby with a photoshoot.. or something.
..If I were Jionni, I’d wait for a DNA test before posing as the happy family.
AND HOW AWK IS THAT PICTURE WITH THE BABY AND THE CUCUMBER?! WTF?!