VIDEO: ‘Jersey Shore Shark Attack’ Coming to Syfy!!

Yes, this is for real. The Syfy network is making a buck off of the Jersey Shore name in made-for-tv movie fashion. This Saturday, June 9th at 8pm on SyFy it’s up to the Jersey Shore “locals” to save the day from angry sharks on a killing rampage!!

This crackpot film will have some decent stars too: Tony Sirico (The Sopranos), Paul Sorvino (Goodfellas), Jack Scalia (Dallas), Joey Fatone (‘N Sync), William Atherton (Die Hard) and Jersey Shore’s Vinny Guadagnino (playing an enthusiastic reporter). You bettter grab some tanning oil, your harpoon

HERE’S THE TRAILER FOR “JERSEY SHORE SHARK ATTACK”