Rumor: Guess Who Tom Cruise Was Caught in Bed With?!

Well, if this isn’t just the greatest piece of mindless gossip I’ve ever heard!

We’ve all heard the rumors about Tom Cruise being gay. Well, according to Katie Holmes’s people, SHE WALKED IN ON TOM IN BED WITH DAVID BECKHAM.

..I knew Becks dressed too well! I’m just sad he wouldn’t go for someone taller.

Blind Gossip writes: “This celebrity couple is close to a final agreement over how everything — including the child/ren — is going to be divided in the divorce. However, the wife’s legal team is having her keep one chip in her pocket for the divorce trial. If the husband’s team tries any last-minute maneuvering, the wife is not afraid to reveal an incident where she (along with their child/ren) caught her husband in bed with a family friend of theirs. The friend is a professional athlete. In case you’ve been wondering why the couples rarely get together for more than an hour and a photo op — this is the reason.”

Could it be Cruise and Beckham? Maybe. Maybe not. BUT MAYBE.

From LIMELIFE: In a new book called The Beckham Experiment, Sports Illustrated writer Grant Wahl goes into detail about the relationship between Becks and Cruise.

The bromance began when they met in 2003, and it was the start of a beautiful friendship, as David and Victoria Beckham have the same rep as Cruise, hired his PR firm, and moved just five minutes from the Cruise’s house in Beverly Hills.

Beckham also reportedly talks to Cruise frequently and gets his advice on almost everything, with Cruise said to have influenced Becks’ decision to join the LA Galaxy.

Beckhams’ third son is named Cruz, by no accident, it seems, with Beckham telling the book’s author, “I must admit, when [Victoria and I] met Tom, I remember turning around to Victoria and saying, ‘Cruise is a great name, but we could spell it different.'”

As if to sound less bro-mancy, he added, “And also, living in Spain, Cruz is spelled the way it is in Spanish. So that’s why we got it.”

Vomit. You know what else is a great name? Something normal like John, Matthew, or Adam.