Guess Who’s Writing a Memoir?

GLITTER! BOOZE! EXPOSED LADY PARTS AND !(#*@() IN SINKS!

Ke$ha is coming out with a memoir.

As her new single, “Die Young,”
 tears up the charts, she announced on Monday that she will release this illustrated look into her life on November 20. It will be called “My Crazy Beautiful Life.”

Will we learn if she really brushes her teeth with Jack Daniels?! Will she talk about her ghostly rape?! WILL ANYONE BUY THIS?!

So many questions!