Hands Off My Fanny

To the lady that stole my heart….and my money!! I was at the Walgreens on East 29th and you were behind me in line. I opened my fanny pack and paid with a crisp $2 bill but walked out forgetting to grab my change from the little automatic dispenser. When I came back in to grab it you were already scooping up my change. I would have been upset but honestly the shine of those freshly minted coins was outdone by that of your eyes. I was lost in them and I couldn’t think clearly enough to formulate a sentence, so I left. You looked like a blonde Lara Croft with the legs of a soccer player and a backside I could balance a router on. If you remember this please write me!! Tell me what color my top hat was.

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