To the blonde rocking that denim skirt at Walmart

Ok, so it seems totally foreign to me to try and find someone on here, but here goes nothing. You — blond, long wavy hair, maybe 5′-4″ give or take a few inches, I won’t try and guess your weight but I’d say perfect plus or minus a pound, somewhere between 18 and 24, by yourself and with a fairly empty cart. I saw you twice — the first time I nearly ran into someone with my cart and the second time you were in line a couple of rows over. By the time I decided I should say hello you were nowhere to be found. Dumb on my part, but hopefully the internet will save the day.

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