A$$HOLE – I LIKE YOU.

Okay, okay. I don’t really think your an a$$ hat, but my coworkers at Subway do.

I actually think you might be a cool guy simply because we Facebook stalked you out of curiosity (well because you’re hot) and you just seemed so awesome.

I think underneath that sleeve tattoo, affliction tees and charming smile you could have a soft heart.. OR BIG ****. I may never experience it because I’m probably the wrong pigment and to curvy for you.

Sorry but you do give off the vibe that your into thin blonds. This will probably just remain an awkward crush. BUT I HAD TO SAY SOMETHING.