I can not figure out if this is a joke.. whatever it is, it’s bound to make you LOL this Friday.
Enjoy these 35 terrible puns, because those are always the best. You’re welcome.
In case you haven’t noticed, it’s hot. Summer is slowly rolling in, the temperatures have yet to stay in the triple digits, but still, it’s REALLY #$%*@&^% HOT. Which brings us to today’s WYR. After what I thought to be a pretty embarrassing personal experience, which would YOU rather? [polldaddy poll=6292075] This works for both […]
Here’s a funny thought, as much as I pretend to hate Justin Bieber’s song “Boyfriend,” he’s really onto something there. I mean look up the lyrics – “I just want to love and treat you right?” “If you were on my arm girl, you’d never be alone?” “Spend a week with me girl, I’ll be […]
In honor of yesterday’s elections, here’s today’s humpday hypothetical. [polldaddy poll=6272921] I’m going with the political activist, because sometimes those guys are funny. I used to live in Austin and those green peace kids never knew what in the world they were talking about. It was kind of entertaining to ask them questions I knew […]
Since I brought this up last Tuesday, I’ve been flooded with messages (mostly from girls) trying to describe to me the problems in their relationships, wanting to know if he’s worth sticking around for. Here’s one from listener “Mandy.” She goes on to say in the email that her parents tell her she should cut […]
LMFAO is coming to the Toyota Center June 12.. and I’ve got a pair of tickets for you TONIGHT. Here’s what you need to know: Friday nights mean dollar drinks at Daisy Dukes. I’ll be out there doing my live broadcast from 10 to midnight, and sometime before I wrap that up.. WE ARE GOING […]
Sometimes I find humpday hypotheticals that are disgusting, vile, and just down right sadistic. Then there are those that are scary in other ways.. which would YOU rather? [polldaddy poll=6253864] Judging from the web wing feedback, I think this might be a gender thing. Guys will pick dad and girls will pick mom. I on […]
Cruising the web this morning, I found this little gem of a tumblr. Geniusly titled “Yo, Should I Dump This A$$hole?” the site tells you, in no uncertain terms, how to deal with hypothetical girlfriends, well sexing boyfriends, and any other a$$hole partners you might encounter. C-Check it out here. Be warned, it’s language is […]
Tonight come out to Party on the Patio at Ozona Grill & Bar. We’ve got crawfish from my good friends Rick and Carson at Crazy Cajun Cooking, $2 wells, $2 domestic drafts, and our $3 mystery drink of the week?! A PICKLE SHOT! I’ll be out there getting you registered to win another $500 bucks […]