90′s Kid Christmas List
Hearing about all these kids who want ipads and iphones and iwhatevers, makes me think of a simpler time. A time when all I wanted from Santa was an All American Girl Doll who had red hair and freckles. Friends, let me take you back a few years.. reminisce with me on the coolest toys [...]
The Scariest Letter to Santa EVER
Hey big guy, bring me the real Justin Bieber or I’ll kill you and your little deer too. That’s right, here’s the most terrifying letter the North Pole has ever received. Why yes, it does say she wants to kill Santa and cook his reindeer if he doesn’t meet her lavish demands. I’d say not [...]
Worst Presents Ever
Jimmy Kimmel asked parents to give their kids a really terrible present for Christmas a few weeks early.. and here’s what happens. Yeah, it’s a tad long, but seriously these reactions are priceless. It almost makes me wish I had spawn. HAHAHA. These kids are so ungrateful. Who wouldn’t want a rotten banana? What’s the [...]
How A Marine Deals With A Cheating Girlfriend
Ooh-Rah indeed. What’s the best way you’ve ever dumped a scumbag? Or maybe what’s the worst way you’ve been dumped, scumbag? -Katy
AUDIO: Controversially Hilarious Holiday Gun Commercial
A gun shop in California had a fantastic marketing idea this holiday season by running radio spots which sound more like they’d be about puppies than AK 47′s. Not surprisingly, the ad has stirred controversy, with some anti-gun activists objecting to the ad’s supposedly misleading nature. But I’d argue that what the ad states is [...]
Hookup Deal Breakers
According to a new study from the University of Ottawa and published in The Canadian Journal of Human Sexuality revealed that friends with benefits, one-night stands, booty calls and casual sex relationships can ultimately help a person make better choices when they’re ready to enter a long term relationship. Though I am not convinced this [...]
Because Truck Nutz are Old News..
So I just read that Harry Balz Novelties, the world’s largest supplier of auto floor mats, spinners and off-brand feminine hygiene napkins, will finally shift their massive manufacturing might from ‘Truck Nutz’ — the most profitable product in the company’s history. “Car thongs” are the now the new ‘truck nutz.’ Yup, you heard it here [...]
