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Out of Dating Tips?

Bad advice, typically dating advice, is everywhere. From humoring Patti’s crazy ideas on the Millionaire Matchmaker to painfully watching the cast of Jersey Shore try and bring home anything with a pulse, nothing surprises us anymore. Until now. Enjoy this blast from the past with dating advice circa 1938. (I think it’s safe to say […]

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NOT KIDDING: Jay-Z & Beyonce’s baby has ALREADY RELEASED A SONG!!!

Guys, I know this sounds like the set up to a really cheesy parody song but it isn’t. Even though I’m pretty sure Jay-Z hasn’t had time to change one of Blue Ivy’s diapers yet, he’s already WROTE, RECORDED, PRODUCED, AND MASTERED a song about her. First off, it’s REALLY sweet. But here’s the cool […]

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Road Warrior January 9th

QUESTION:  Due to climate change, organized crime and fraud, the price of these is at an all time high! In fact it can be 4 time more expensive per ounce than gold? A: Truffles, Gold is currently $1616/ounce at 3.3 pound truffle sold for $330,000…that’s $6150/ounce. (low summer rainfall in Europe, criminal activities including robbing […]

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New and Creepy Service Tests Panties for “Leftovers”

I wish I was making this up. Here’s quite possibly the most upsetting new service I’ve heard about in a long time: a company offers to search your wife or girlfriend’s panties for semen, then DNA-test it to see if she’s cheating on you. Oh, and you can also use this service on your daughter.. […]

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Jason Derulo Breaks Neck

Jason Derulo broke his neck during acrobat rehearsals.  What does this mean for him and future tours?