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NOT KIDDING: Jay-Z & Beyonce’s baby has ALREADY RELEASED A SONG!!!

Guys, I know this sounds like the set up to a really cheesy parody song but it isn’t. Even though I’m pretty sure Jay-Z hasn’t had time to change one of Blue Ivy’s diapers yet, he’s already WROTE, RECORDED, PRODUCED, AND MASTERED a song about her. First off, it’s REALLY sweet. But here’s the cool […]

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Road Warrior January 9th

QUESTION:  Due to climate change, organized crime and fraud, the price of these is at an all time high! In fact it can be 4 time more expensive per ounce than gold? A: Truffles, Gold is currently $1616/ounce at 3.3 pound truffle sold for $330,000…that’s $6150/ounce. (low summer rainfall in Europe, criminal activities including robbing […]

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New and Creepy Service Tests Panties for “Leftovers”

I wish I was making this up. Here’s quite possibly the most upsetting new service I’ve heard about in a long time: a company offers to search your wife or girlfriend’s panties for semen, then DNA-test it to see if she’s cheating on you. Oh, and you can also use this service on your daughter.. […]

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Jason Derulo Breaks Neck

Jason Derulo broke his neck during acrobat rehearsals.  What does this mean for him and future tours?

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Congrats to Beyonce and Jay-Z on the birth of their baby girl!