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90′s Kid Christmas List

Hearing about all these kids who want ipads and iphones and iwhatevers, makes me think of a simpler time. A time when all I wanted from Santa was an All American Girl Doll who had red hair and freckles. Friends, let me take you back a few years.. reminisce with me on the coolest toys […]

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VIDEO: The Most Vicious, Disgusting, Vomit Enducing Prank in History.

I’ll leave it to this online description to set up the following video. The winter pep rally prank at Minnesota’s Rosemount High went something like this: 1. Film the school’s blindfolded sports captains full-on making out with their parents. 2. Ask them if they can guess who they kissed. 3. Watch on in horror as […]

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AUDIO: Frito and Alli Go A-Caroling!

Usually each year we call up “Dial-A-Carol” at University of Illinois and let them seronade us with some holiday cheer. This year we missed them by one day. Obviously this called for drastic measures:


AUDIO: Chace Murphy Re-Interprets “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town”

DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS WITH YOUR KIDS IF YOU EVER WANT THEM TO SLEEP AGAIN!!! Just like “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”, some holiday songs are a lot less full of cheer when you break down the lyrics. Newsman and Voice Talent Chace Murphy illustrates:

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“Good Morning Haters”

Today we brought back one of my favorite (and Alli’s least favorite) segments “Good Morning Haters” where we meet people who think we stink at our job and tell us why. Enjoy!