PARTY ROCK
Since Morning Candy decided to get super serial, here’s a ridiculously delightful youtube vid. Honestly, you don’t notice how stupid song lyrics are until they are taken literally. Forget pet rocks, I want a party rock. Happy Friday! -Katy
American Idol RECAP
Okay, I have to be honest here: I’m sort of on the fence when it comes to American Idol.. I find it entertaining sure, but I can usually come up with about 10 things I’d rather be doing than catch it at its scheduled time. That being said, I did watch last night and if [...]
Crazy Things Men THINK Women Do on Facebook
Well thank God that men have their own portal for crappy advice in the form of AskMen.com. So shut it about Cosmo okay guys? This is what you guys are spouting off about to one another. “Crazy Things Women Do on Facebook” by: some *@&#^@# commentary by: yours truly Women set up fake profiles to [...]
Out of Dating Tips?
Bad advice, typically dating advice, is everywhere. From humoring Patti’s crazy ideas on the Millionaire Matchmaker to painfully watching the cast of Jersey Shore try and bring home anything with a pulse, nothing surprises us anymore. Until now. Enjoy this blast from the past with dating advice circa 1938. (I think it’s safe to say [...]
New and Creepy Service Tests Panties for “Leftovers”
I wish I was making this up. Here’s quite possibly the most upsetting new service I’ve heard about in a long time: a company offers to search your wife or girlfriend’s panties for semen, then DNA-test it to see if she’s cheating on you. Oh, and you can also use this service on your daughter.. [...]
Locks of Love
Today’s BS study brought to you by Askmen.com! So much for the idea that gentlemen prefer blondes. A new study by the University of Westminster in the UK and the Scandinavian Journal of Psychology indicates that while blondes may get more attention, men are more attracted to brunettes. Researchers ran an experiment in which they [...]
Girl Scout Season
Friday, Jan. 6 marks the start of the 2012 Girl Scout Cookie Program. A time innocent looking children who just happen to also be master manipulators will successfully sell over 200 million boxes of cookies to unsuspecting locals.. who end up spending their hard-earned income on devil cookies. Being the 100th year, they’ve also created [...]
Let’s Talk About Negging
Here’s a pick up technique that I find appalling yet intriguing. At first, I thought it was a joke that one of my favorite shows “The League” brilliantly cooked up. Andre takes Pete to the bar after he breaks up with Meegan and tells him that this is the new way to score chicks and [...]





