Dog Owners Are Weird

You know your dog licks EVERYTHING, right?  Rotten food he finds in bushes.  Dirty sidewalks.  His own rectum.  Just making sure.

According to a new survey, 61% of dog owners don’t care about any of that . . . and say they kiss their dog on the MOUTH.

And 52% say they kiss their dog more often than they kiss their significant other.

Although there’s no word on how often they go in for a kiss and have their significant other turn their head away in disgust and go, “Eww, brush your teeth first, I SAW you making out with the dog.”

The survey also found the majority of people would rather share their bed with their dog than their partner.