A$$HOLE – I LIKE YOU.
Okay, okay. I don’t really think your an a$$ hat, but my coworkers at Subway do.
I actually think you might be a cool guy simply because we Facebook stalked you out of curiosity (well because you’re hot) and you just seemed so awesome.
I think underneath that sleeve tattoo, affliction tees and charming smile you could have a soft heart.. OR BIG ****. I may never experience it because I’m probably the wrong pigment and to curvy for you.
Sorry but you do give off the vibe that your into thin blonds. This will probably just remain an awkward crush. BUT I HAD TO SAY SOMETHING.
Cutey at Krogers
Hi. You jokingly told me I had too many items for the Express checkout lane. I thought you were SUPER SEXY. Why don’t we meet again there.. Or we could go grab coffee or lunch?! I’d like to get to know you better.
I ran into you in downtown Bryan Friday night, i asked if your cute hipster glasses were from lenscrafters. Although I was pretty drunk, I’m pretty sure I’d still hook up with you sober. My cock blocking friend kept telling you we’re dating… we’re not! But yeah… if you wanna hang out sometime, or watch a movie at 2am, I’m down!
You waited on our table on Friday around 2. We told you to call our sister Judacis, you asked if she was Jewish. Thanks for complying, you were cute!
To the guy who works at Pei Wei with dark hair- you are beautiful. You kept staring at me..probably because I was staring at you, I came in around 2, I was with a friend wearing a Candy 95 shirt with a white and black long jacket. You brought us our food. I have brown hair, I like long walks on the beach..just kidding but I would like to meet up. I promise I’m not crazy..despite this missed connection. Hope you see this!