Missed Connections
HEY BABY!!
I saw you looking at me in toys r us.
..you looked like you wanted the d… come and take it… meet me at hurricane harry’s friday night at 8:30.
Can it be your place babe because my kids will be home this weekend… the baby mama can’t take them this weekend sorry bout that.. call me 979 *** ****
Starbucks on Texas
I was studying this morning, minding my own business, drinking some coffee when I looked up and saw such a beautiful sight – YOU. As you were leaving, you walked right by my table and I told you I liked your shoes. I did really like your boots, but I enjoyed my thoughts even more..
I thought about getting you alone and running my hands over your lucious legs and letting them wander………….
I guess I meant that I thought you had a nice skirt. You’re really hot. It was a nice taste of coffee; I want a taste.
If you remember and have today off, meet me back there.
Hot Mom at Hobby Lobby
You were shopping with your daughter. I loved the jeans and high boots.
I saw you when I first came in and saw you leave when I was checking out…. I saw your get in a vehicle. Tell me what kind of vehicle you were in. My intuition tells me you would like some special attention. I’d love to give you that.
C&J
I came in to cj barbeque the other day and you gave me a free drink.
You were so nice and very beautiful. I hesitated as I was leaving because i wanted to say something more…. find out your name, get your number…. but you were very busy. This is pretty lame, but maybe you thought about me also?
Fuzzy Taco
I just got done working out and I came into the bar with people. you started to call me plump or puffy ha and order my food for me… Just seeing if this will actually work otherwise maybe I’ll see you back there?

