Missed Connections
Cutie in line behind me – Target
This was last week, but I can’t stop thinking about you. I was ahead of you in line. Your curly long brown hair was really cute, bur not as cute as your hot little body. You were wearing a cap, and we made eye contact and smiled at each other quite a bit. It was hard not to hold the glance, since your eyes were simply entrancing. I know this is creepy, but I have to give it a shot. If you think it’s you, tell me what color shirt you were wearing, or something! You are soooo cute… Geez, how many times can I use the word “cute”?
Big Dave?
They call you Big Dave. I’m not sure if that’s your gf but you don’t have a ring on. Saw you at library Thursday and just want your #..Yo uare tall and dark and very very handsome! Hope you see this!
Cute Hostess from Abuelos?
You were working tonight and you are so incredibly cute. You sat me tonight and we made eye contact a few times throughout my meal. You’re very short and I would like to meet you. Reply with a pic so I know its you 
To My Sexy Neighbor HOLLEMAN
If you knew how much I love watching you tan, you would blush. Keep it up please!
Checking out the Blonde Checker
Your name starts with an A and you are extremely cute. When you smile, your eyes light up and dance which is incredibly sexy. I’m sure the girls you work with are allll over it. I doubt you read these ads but if you do, I just want you to know that you are soooooo goooooood looking.
I always try to come through your line when you are checking.
