Best Places in the BCS for Fat Tuesday

It’s Fat Tuesday, and since we’ll be repenting tomorrow, let’s live it up tonight!

Based off your texts, here’s a list of the places in the BCS to go today for authentic food, music, beads and booze.

TAP

Ozona: bringing back the Crawfish this week. It’s a lb of crwafish, sausage, corn, and potatoes for just $6.

Social Lounge: I’ve been assured by Natalie that in addition to $4 hurricanes and $3.50 hand-grenades, there will be beads!

Papa Perez: Starting at 5 it’s crawfish, beads, and booze… and the party don’t stop till the mudbugs run out.

Carney’s: Come join the Young Professionals of Aggieland from 5:30 to 7. They’ll have $2 pints and a free Fat Tuesday buffet with gumbo and boudin. And of course, they’ll have plenty of Mardi Gras beads so that you can really get in the spirit!

Corner Bar

Where will you be partying today? If I missed one, let me know in the comments.

Happy Mardi Gras!
-Katy

PS. I finally got my King Cake.

Missed Connections Monday

Have you ever had a “Missed Connection?”

Say you’re at Muldoons, doing some last minute studying for your big biochem test, when you look up to see a gorgeous stranger giving you the come-hither look. You lock eyes, flirting with raised eyebrows and half-smiles until his/her iced mocha is ready. By the time you get home and process the situation, you’ve already planned the wedding and picked out names for your future spawn.

The only problem? You don’t know this person’s name, let alone phone number. Luckily for you, there’s Craigslist. The same place where you buy your used furniture is also the place to go to for your “missed connections.” Just post your ad with details about where and when you saw your future soul mate, cross your fingers, and hope they’re just as creepy as you are.

Here are some from our area:

Do Sugardaddys really buy in bulk? My gut says… no.

Nothing sparks a connection quite like severed shellfish parts.

A girl who likes crawfish with blonde hair. Good luck with this one guy.

…, this may be the least creepy Missed Connection I’ve ever encountered. Congrats!

Who doesn’t like pizza? That’s just unamerican.

BONUS: Here’s a downer for the day:

This isn’t a missed connection. Go get a blog… or a back bone.

If you’re the subject of one of these, feel free to respond… or laugh about it with your friends here.

-Katy

Everything’s Bigger in Texas

If you needed more convincing that My Strange Addiction was the best show on TV, meet Sheyla Hershey.

On Sunday night, Sheyla will make an appearance on “My Strange Addiction” and share surprising facts about life with 38KKK boobs, like how she never needs a travel pillow on an airplane for example.

The Brazilian model who lives in Houston, Texas, is in possession of the world’s biggest breasts. In 2009 she told the Houston station KRIV, “I want to look better each day, every day. Everybody’s got a dream inside, you know? And it’s good when you can make your dream come true.”

My question is where did she get the money for 20+ surgeries to make these dreams come true? I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say she is unable to work, so what does her husband do? Professional athlete? Mafia don? Drug dealer?

OH and if all this wasn’t bad enough, apparently she nearly died after traveling to Brazil, where laws about plastic surgery are looser, to have even more surgery.

Well without her breasts she wouldn’t have a tv show, but that’s abou tit. .. err about it.

YIKES.

-Katy

AUDIO: Taylor Sansom

Thursdays are all about Party on the Patio, and if you didn’t get a chance to hear Taylor live… well you’re welcome.

Taylor is meteorology grad student at A&M, with a full time job and tons of talent. He’s like Kenny Rogers meets George Strait and I guarantee his sound will give you goosebumps. Come out tonight to Ozona for POP and meet him before he takes the stage at 8 pm. Bring your friends and help me support this amazing local musician.

Okay the podcast is long, but totally worth taking a listen to. Enjoy.

And tonight’s $3 drink of the week: Royal Puck. Yep, Collin decided to FCC censor that one for me. Stop by and give it a try Ozona style or make your own here.

See yall tonight!
-Katy

Courtney Stodden’s Valentines

Since I’ve posted about her for every other holiday, yall had to know this was coming.

While some people (myself included) are literally allergic to Valentine’s day, for others it’s the perfect time to celebrate how much you love your other half. attention.

Here’s what a 17 year old Courtney Stodden and her 51 year old husband Doug Hutchinson do for the holiday.

I’m calling this “A Lady and a Tramp”

Man am I glad these two always seem to have a photographer around for these deliciously intimate moments.

Sidenote: does this girl own another pair of shoes?

Happy Valentines!

-Katy