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Least Helpful Yahoo Answers

Friday, August 3rd, 2012

For those of you that love Craigslist, here’s another fun time waster for you: Yahoo Questions.

Some of the questions posed online are so ridiculous, one can not help but lose faith in humanity.. until you read the witty responses.

I present to you some of my favorite least helpful yahoo answers on the web. For more, go here. (some mildly NSFW)

MIND BOMB!

The truth stings.

I don’t think that’s the answer she was looking for..

I’d say this one was actually VERY helpful.

Don’t pretend you didn’t LOL at that.

Happy Friday!

-Katy

Chris Fernandez came back to the studio to play a few songs with his new band-mate and fellow Republic drink slinger Adam! Can’t wait for them to form their full band. Take a listen and make sure to come out tonight to see Chris LIVE at Ozona Grill & Bar for Party on the Patio.

Chris takes the stage at 8 pm!

full_chris_fernandez.mp3

We’ll also have $2 wells, $2 domestic drafts, and our $3 tequila sunrise shot. Tequila, oj, grenadine.. and a good lookin’ musician?

I’ll see yall there.

-Katy

WOULD YOU RATHER?!

Wednesday, August 1st, 2012

Today’s WYR is slightly influenced by the Olympics.

Okay sure, that’s totally a stretch, but it’s tough to make these relevant.

At first I thought, oh this is easy. Mariachi all the way..

Until I remembered a little film called “Braveheart.”

Bag pipes all the way.

Which would you rather?!

SHOULD I DUMP THIS A$$HOLE?

Tuesday, July 31st, 2012

So today’s SIDTA email, is actually geared more towards DATING, but I’m so stumped by this, I figured it was worth sharing.

Here is a dating conundrum that I can not figure out. I need to hear from the people of the world at large who have been through this and have practical pearls of wisdom to bestow.

Here’s the email:

Katy,

Went to dinner the other night with a very close group of friends. We work together and our bond is not only personal, it’s professional. In this circle is a guy I have been close with for the last two years. I think (and have always thought) there is some sort of mutual attraction between us, but we’ve never acted on it!!

So back to dinner. We are eating, having a great time, when fate leaves the two of us alone. He declares how beautiful he finds me, then plants a kiss. He tells me he loves me and can’t even look me in the eye.

The kiss is where it stopped, but that kiss complicated everything! Since I know so much about his personal life, I know he has a history of screwing girls over. I actually saw it in action… several times. He seems to pull away anytime he gets close to someone.

And to make things even worse, when he declared his feelings, or attraction, or whatever, he followed that up immediately by saying that he was afraid that he would hurt me or let me down in some way. He’s also told me going on a date seems almost “too formal.”

Other than our friendship, our professional realtionship is at stake here…and so is our group of friends. What if it doesn’t work out?

I know that on occasion, people go from being friends to more than friends. BUT HOW?

I’ve never been in this position before. The closest I’ve come is when I accidentally hooked up with a guy friend of mine after a long night on Northgate. It was awful and we didn’t talk for YEARS.

But I think this is different? I am confused.

How does one go from being friends to being more than friends? Is it even worth it? Please advise!

Here’s where I’m stumped. My mind says, don’t do it!

Don’t let lust get in the way of your rational thinking. You’ve had a bad experience in the past with a friend, and this guy doesn’t even seem too eager to take you out.

Dates are too “formal?” It sounds like he’s not really making an effort towards bridging the gap between friendship and romance. Sure. I wasn’t around for his dramatic declaration of love, but his words alone seem too smooth not to be suspect.

And lastly, hello? He pretty much WARNED he was going to hurt you!

I guess there’s always the “what if”.. but I think past trends are a good indicator of future behavior. This guy sounds like a great friend but a !*&~^ boyfriend.

If it’s right, it should feel natural. If you’re stressing or trying to force something, it’s probably not.

Then again, I’ve never experienced this. Have you gone from friends to more than friends? Has it worked?!

What do you think?!

Which of the Seven Drinking Dwarfs Are You?

Friday, July 27th, 2012

Thanks to my friends at The Frisky for this one. HILARIOUS.

Sneezy’s addicted to coke, Dopey’s going home with strangers, and yeah.. sounds about right. You’ll never watch Snow White the same again.

If you’ve ever been out with a group of girls, you know that we tend to have distinct drinking personalities.

If you provide a woman shots, a sexy outfit and booty bumping music, her drinking personality will resemble one of the Seven Dwarfs. When Walt named these lovable, little men, he must have been thinking of all the drunk ladies he knew because it’s uncanny. Get a woman sloshed enough and she’ll eventually turn into Happy, Sleepy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Bashful, Dopey or Doc. Trust me, one of the Seven Dwarfs is just lying dormant within you, and if she drinks too many vodka tonics.. watch out.

Just in time for Friday night.. I want to know which one are you?!