LMFAO is coming to the Toyota Center June 12.. and I’ve got a pair of tickets for you TONIGHT.
Here’s what you need to know:
Friday nights mean dollar drinks at Daisy Dukes. I’ll be out there doing my live broadcast from 10 to midnight, and sometime before I wrap that up..
WE ARE GOING TO HAVE AN LMFAO DANCE OFF.
Tune in to the broadcast for more details!!
See yall tonight!
Sometimes I find humpday hypotheticals that are disgusting, vile, and just down right sadistic.
Then there are those that are scary in other ways.. which would YOU rather?
Judging from the web wing feedback, I think this might be a gender thing. Guys will pick dad and girls will pick mom.
I on the other hand, would rather disappoint my dad. But what about you?!
Cruising the web this morning, I found this little gem of a tumblr.
Geniusly titled “Yo, Should I Dump This A$$hole?” the site tells you, in no uncertain terms, how to deal with hypothetical girlfriends, well sexing boyfriends, and any other a$$hole partners you might encounter.
C-Check it out here.
Be warned, it’s language is mildly NSFW and the author gets a little too political for my taste, but that being said, the concept is HIGHlarious!
Do you have a story of your own? Let me know about it and we’ll put it to the audience to tell you whether or not dating this person is worth it.
Should you dump that a$$hole? Let’s find out!
UPDATE: Here’s today’s story:
Yo, the guy I’ve been dating hates my family.. I mean HATES them and for no reason. I’m really close with them so it’s awkward to bring him around. He’s especially snarky to my younger sister. It’s confusing because hes really sweet to me and a great boyfriend. What should I do? Should I dump the a$$hole?
Texts from 23504:
Are you in that type of relationship and if so, when will you free yourself up?
Yes family is family!
Family first!! Kick his butt to the curb.
Dump him! So not worth it… family is much more important!
Yes and give her my name and number. it’s nick. lol.
She should talk with him and tell him what she feels n that he should change the way he treats her family, tell him that her family is important to her. Give him a chance to see if he changes, if he refuses, he’s not the one
DUMP HIM! If he isn’t mature enough to respect your family regardless of personal opinion then he is an undercover a$$hole.
A good relationship should make you happy. Causing you to isolate yourself or have strained relationships with your family doesn’t fit that bill.
I’ve been there, done that. Almost married a guy but my parents didn’t agree so we cut it off! And surprisingly he respected that which was nice lol
F$^# yes! DUMP HIM. Would she let just anyone off the street be that way to her sister? More than likely your going to break up anyway. Most relationships end.
What do YOU think?
Tonight come out to Party on the Patio at Ozona Grill & Bar. We’ve got crawfish from my good friends Rick and Carson at Crazy Cajun Cooking, $2 wells, $2 domestic drafts, and our $3 mystery drink of the week?! A PICKLE SHOT!
I’ll be out there getting you registered to win another $500 bucks to Ozona. Laura Gonzalez was my lucky winner last go round, and we’ve got another giveaway coming up at the end of the summer. For details check out our facebook.
And last but certainly not least, Hippie Joe is back as tonight’s Rock the Republic featured performer! He takes the stage at 8 pm. Here’s a sneak preview from my show today when he dropped in to hum a few bars, recite me some awesome poetry, then fight with me about superheroes. (Which he’s totally wrong about btdub)
See yall tonight!
And starting at 8
So this morning when I was leaving for work, I notice my poor puppy is covered in fleas. Thinking about it even now makes me cringe.. I feel like they are crawling all over my body!
For reference, here’s Rocky, the coolest dog in the world.
Now, I’ve never had this problem before and didn’t know where to even begin dealing with this nightmare. I posed this to the audience, and I was thrilled with the feedback. I can’t wait to get home and destroy these little $#%@!&^*.
Thanks so much guys!
Some messages off the textline:
Comfortis flee med, it is wonderful, been using it for years, any vet has it The sentinnel stuff the guy was talking about is crap, I take my dog to the barn w/horses everyday and Comfortis is all time best good luck
We had to get an exterminator the fleas multiplied in our home in 2 days and they would attack us when we got off the couch or beds … Then we went to the vet and got meds for the dogs
Like you said blue dawn soap works. You can also try VO5 shampoo its works just the same and they both work better than actual flee soap. Good luck –Lex
Trifexis. All in 1 flea, Heartwormmedicine And more. Then you will need to flea bomb your house.
Hey girl.. Try trifexis!! It’s the best!! I’ve also used comfortis it’s cheaper… -Christina
U need to call ORKIN, anything u get a the store will not kill them all, it’s not strong enough. All it will do is kill some, drive them in the cracks. It will be ok for a Lil but after the chemical goes away, they will come out worst. Vacuum a lot!
Sentinel just stops reproduction. It will not kill existing fleas on the dog. Trifexis is new and improved. Not a pokemon. It’s a perscription. You will need a prescription for sentinel.
Sprinkle salt on the carpet and furniture for 24 hours. It will dehydrate the fleas. I use tomato paste mixed with salt and vinegar to bathe the dog.
you will need a perscription for the trifexis. Or sentinel. You can get the flea bombs at petco. If you have carpet you will want to flea bomb. Sorry but that’s the best way.
We did all the bombing and stuff but it got worse so we called the exterminator and they said to take the cushions off the couches and vacuum under there
vacuum under the bed all the corners and empty the bag out side they sprayed under the cushion on my couch it worked and it was only like $80 !! We spent like $50 on at the store stuff and that didn’t work ! It was so bad my daughter would get jumped by standing on the floor she was covered by more than 10 at one time we had to take em off her !! Don’t waste ur money at the store just call an exterminater!
I live out in the country so its a constant battle with our dogs. But you can also and I know this sounds crazy but you can try beer with the soap and also feed them garlic
Hey Katy, it’s Scott from softball. I own Venus Pest Company. We charge 150 to treat inside and outside for fleas. We use a contact insecticide plus insect growth regulator as well as a synergist. We give a 2 month warranty. We recommend that you treat your dog with comfortis. By the way tempo is around 50 bucks a bottle. It’s contact insecticide only.
Do you have a solution of your own?! I don’t care how crazy it is so long as it works! Let me know below.