Best Places in the BCS for Fat Tuesday

It’s Fat Tuesday, and since we’ll be repenting tomorrow, let’s live it up tonight!

Based off your texts, here’s a list of the places in the BCS to go today for authentic food, music, beads and booze.

TAP

Ozona: bringing back the Crawfish this week. It’s a lb of crwafish, sausage, corn, and potatoes for just $6.

Social Lounge: I’ve been assured by Natalie that in addition to $4 hurricanes and $3.50 hand-grenades, there will be beads!

Papa Perez: Starting at 5 it’s crawfish, beads, and booze… and the party don’t stop till the mudbugs run out.

Carney’s: Come join the Young Professionals of Aggieland from 5:30 to 7. They’ll have $2 pints and a free Fat Tuesday buffet with gumbo and boudin. And of course, they’ll have plenty of Mardi Gras beads so that you can really get in the spirit!

Corner Bar

Where will you be partying today? If I missed one, let me know in the comments.

Happy Mardi Gras!
-Katy

PS. I finally got my King Cake.

Everything’s Bigger in Texas

If you needed more convincing that My Strange Addiction was the best show on TV, meet Sheyla Hershey.

On Sunday night, Sheyla will make an appearance on “My Strange Addiction” and share surprising facts about life with 38KKK boobs, like how she never needs a travel pillow on an airplane for example.

The Brazilian model who lives in Houston, Texas, is in possession of the world’s biggest breasts. In 2009 she told the Houston station KRIV, “I want to look better each day, every day. Everybody’s got a dream inside, you know? And it’s good when you can make your dream come true.”

My question is where did she get the money for 20+ surgeries to make these dreams come true? I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say she is unable to work, so what does her husband do? Professional athlete? Mafia don? Drug dealer?

OH and if all this wasn’t bad enough, apparently she nearly died after traveling to Brazil, where laws about plastic surgery are looser, to have even more surgery.

Well without her breasts she wouldn’t have a tv show, but that’s abou tit. .. err about it.

YIKES.

-Katy

AUDIO: Taylor Sansom

Thursdays are all about Party on the Patio, and if you didn’t get a chance to hear Taylor live… well you’re welcome.

Taylor is meteorology grad student at A&M, with a full time job and tons of talent. He’s like Kenny Rogers meets George Strait and I guarantee his sound will give you goosebumps. Come out tonight to Ozona for POP and meet him before he takes the stage at 8 pm. Bring your friends and help me support this amazing local musician.

Okay the podcast is long, but totally worth taking a listen to. Enjoy.

And tonight’s $3 drink of the week: Royal Puck. Yep, Collin decided to FCC censor that one for me. Stop by and give it a try Ozona style or make your own here.

See yall tonight!
-Katy

Courtney Stodden’s Valentines

Since I’ve posted about her for every other holiday, yall had to know this was coming.

While some people (myself included) are literally allergic to Valentine’s day, for others it’s the perfect time to celebrate how much you love your other half. attention.

Here’s what a 17 year old Courtney Stodden and her 51 year old husband Doug Hutchinson do for the holiday.

I’m calling this “A Lady and a Tramp”

Man am I glad these two always seem to have a photographer around for these deliciously intimate moments.

Sidenote: does this girl own another pair of shoes?

Happy Valentines!

-Katy

Pizza Hut Proposal

Now here’s a deal Herman Cain could really get behind.

Just when you thought you’d heard it all, Pizza Hut goes and does something like this.

That’s right. For just $10,010 *plus tax* you get everything you need for your proposal.

And yes, this is serious.

But hurry, these deals won’t last. Offer ends Valentine’s Day.

-Katy