I really hope this is fake. Watch as the poor bald man gets rejected in front of a live studio audience yesterday on Ellen.
Eeek. Luckily this fell on Ellen’s 12 days of Giveaways.. nothing soothes the sting of rejection quite like getting showered with presents.
What do you think of the proposal?
Hearing about all these kids who want ipads and iphones and iwhatevers, makes me think of a simpler time. A time when all I wanted from Santa was an All American Girl Doll who had red hair and freckles.
Friends, let me take you back a few years.. reminisce with me on the coolest toys of the 90s.
Did I miss any? Let me know.
Hey big guy, bring me the real Justin Bieber or I’ll kill you and your little deer too. That’s right, here’s the most terrifying letter the North Pole has ever received.
Why yes, it does say she wants to kill Santa and cook his reindeer if he doesn’t meet her lavish demands. I’d say not only does that score her life on the naughty list, but an extended stay on some terrorist watch list as well.
“Remember, two of these or you die.”
HAHAHA then she signs it xoxo.
To be fair, she looks like she could kick my @#$. I’d get her the blackberry.
What do you think of kids demands these days for the holiday season?
..remember when kids loved Santa and wanted “Tickle Me Elmos?” .. WTF happened?!
Jimmy Kimmel asked parents to give their kids a really terrible present for Christmas a few weeks early.. and here’s what happens. Yeah, it’s a tad long, but seriously these reactions are priceless. It almost makes me wish I had spawn.
HAHAHA. These kids are so ungrateful. Who wouldn’t want a rotten banana?
What’s the worst gift you’ve ever received?
What’s the best way you’ve ever dumped a scumbag? Or maybe what’s the worst way you’ve been dumped, scumbag?