Ladies and gentlemen we have a new winner! Rising actress Minka Kelly claimed victory last week, bringing her back for competition.
Kate Upton – Week #7 Challenger
I know I know, most of us know this babe by now! Kate Upton is the cover girl of the current Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. But where did she come from? Kate signed with IMG models in 2008, and relocated to New York. Kate would show up on Tosh.0 and make her film debut in Tower Heist. At age 19 Kate is our youngest competitor to date. It’s hard to believe this beauty is already so established and isn’t old enough to legally drink! Kate brings one of the world’s best swimsuit bodies, long luscious blonde hair, and versatile skills to keep her at the top for awhile!
Minka Kelly – Week #6 Winner
Minka Kelly was born to be a legitimate hottie. She is the child of former Aerosmith guitarist Rick Dufray. Minka has become known as one of the most beautiful ladies in the acting industry, while beginning to get mainstream attention. In 2011 she found herself in big films such as, Just Go With It and The Roommate. Minka also has played in several television roles including, Parenthood and a main role on Friday Night Lights. With long brunette hair, an amazing frame, and a “cute” vibe still in here arsenal, Minka is one of the most beautiful ladies in the acting business. Get this babe some roles Hollywood! Minka Kelly is a definite knockout.
I’m anticipating this one to be the closest vote yet. If I were to rate these two beauties on a 1-10 scale… I don’t think the scale could contain them!
The biggest night in the movie industry is tomorrow. Be sure to catch the The Academy Awards starting at 6 PM on ABC. Doesn’t sound like your cup of tea? Well there is a drinking game for this event! Beware this is a four hour ceremony, and could do some heavy damage if you’re not careful. See rules below:
- Every time an award winner thanks God.
- Each time the camera pans to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
- Each time an award winner says “I didn’t expect to win” and then pulls out a prepared speech.
- For each joke referencing the 2012 election.
- For every dead celebrity in the dead celebrity montage you’ve never heard of.
- For every awkward joke making fun of the French, Jean Dujardin or “The Artist.”
- Every time an Oscar nominee is accidentally caught giving the Oscar winner in their category side-eye.
- Any time an award winner forgets to thank their famous spouse.
- When an award winner tells their kids watching at home to “go to sleep now.”
- Any time an award winner is cut off by the orchestra mid-speech.
- Every time someone trips on her dress.
- For all jokey references to Uggie the dog winning Best Actor.
- For any reference by Billy Crystal to Ricky Gervais’s terrible hosting.
- For any reference by Billy Crystal to James Franco and/or weed.
- For any vaguely political acceptance speech. Take another shot (preferably of south-of-the-border produced tequila) if it expressly references Rick Santorum.
- For any reference to “Holllywood magic,” especially during any special effects awards presentations
- For any other typical self-aggrandizing Hollywood cliches, including but not limited to “magic makers,” “we make children laugh,” etc., etc.
SHOTGUN AN ENTIRE BEER
- If “The Help” wins Best Picture.
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Justin Bieber and Far East Movement have teamed up for this new upbeat club track, “Live My Life”. I have a feeling this is going to be big radio hit in due time!
It could be prison, as he may have violated his probation… Chris Brown has been accused of stealing an iPhone from a 24 year old female, outside of a Miami club this weekend. She was videoing Chris when he allegedly flipped out, snatched the phone, and drove off. The girl filed a police report and the rest remains to be seen. This is significant because it could violate Chris’s probation from the battering he gave Rihanna in 2009. The D.A. from the case is watching how this will unfold in Florida. Chris could very well be headed to prison if they want to go that route. I really don’t understand this guy!
Episode 2: “Total Dysfunction”
I’ve got to give it to the Survivor casting team this season. They may have assembled one of the worst tribes in the history of the game. The Salani tribe of females is an absolute disaster. We’ve seen the men vs. women thing before where the females owned the game. This season may be the exact opposite.
How To Lose The Game In Five Days
I didn’t think this was possible, but in Colton’s case it is. This guy is an absolute clown, and is a waste of my time as a viewer. Seriously CBS? Why is this guy on the show. I know I sound like I’m harping quite a bit, but the stupidity so far this season is extreme. This guy refuses to do any work around Manono, and hangs out with the Salani tribe more. Why? Don’t you think you may just want to pretend to be friends with your tribe mates? He finally wore his welcome out with the ladies as well. Sabrina, now nominated the tribe leader told him to leave. Colton throws a hissy fit that he can’t hang out with the ladies and cries. SERIOUSLY? This is a game for a million dollars and you’re crying the girls don’t want you infiltrating their camp. Colton revealed to Troyzan and Jonas that he has the immunity idol. Talk about a, “that really sucks” moment. Fortunately for the guys I doubt they will have to vote anyone out anytime soon. As for Colton, he has made the guys dislike him. He has weird-ed the girls out, and he has no shot at winning this game.
If 6th Graders Played Survivor…
There were two challenges in this episode of Survivor. I’m THRILLED that the reward challenges appear to be back. The first challenge was for tarp. It was a simple game on the beach where the tribes had to untie a ton of rope knots. The Manono tribe won with ease as the guys claimed tarp. This will be a huge advantage going on, as there appears to be rain in the next episode. As always however the immunity challenges prove most important. The challenge was a classic Survivor competition. All the castaways had to walk across a balance beam while crossing their tribe. If they fell off they fell in the water and had to start over. This challenge gets easier as it goes with less people. Therefore you need to send your most athletic or balanced person first. Who do the girls send? One of the most worthless castaways I’ve seen. Her name is Kat, and to say she’s not bright would be an understatement. She had no idea what she was doing on the balance beam. In fact she jumped off into the water twice when she didn’t have to. I normally don’t say one person lost the challenge, but Kat did. But lets not completely dump on her, these girls have been clueless. They panic, have no leadership, and flat out don’t know what they’re doing. Tribal council came and it should have been an easy vote. Kat blew the challenge, and has nothing to offer. But that wasn’t the thought process. Kat is apparently a member of the core young girl alliance. Instead Nina was ousted in an almost unanimous vote. So lets get this straight. They voted off an ex cop with athletic skill, for a girl who articulates like a 12 year old? Alliance or not, the girls need immunity. Without a tribe switch I don’t know if they will win an immunity challenge.
So far the show has been semi entertaining based on all of the controversy. Girls yelling at each other, Colton crying, etc. However the game play has been terrible. I barely know any of the guys, and who is good? Lets hope someone emerges, because this last episode didn’t offer much. Player of the week? I’ll throw it at Matt, he lead the immunity challenge pretty well. Lets hope for some game play soon!
Player Of The Week: Matt Quinlan
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