It’s that time again ladies and gentlemen! Krash here back with some tips on what to do with your college life. Hey that big day Valentines is coming up? Got a date? If not join Candy 95 at the Love Stinks Ball at The Tap! It’s going to be a lavish time, heck even if you have a date get yo party on! Okay now it’s time for some survival tips!
Lesson #3: What to do with a multiple hour break in the middle of a day?
Lets face it, we all make our schedules out trying to avoid being up early all the time right? Well by doing this sometimes odd schedules are created in which we will spend 1-3 hours a day in between classes. Sometimes it is just not long enough to give up that nice parking spot, and you want to wait it out! That’s a lot of time to be wasting on campus, and sometimes the Ipod and Facebook are just not enough. I’ve got the ULTIMATE way to pass time. A day with excitement, and less boredom will make you more enthusiastic to do the important things later like uhh.. study! So what is this method?
Go people watching! Hey I’m not a creeper, I swear just let me explain! You’re in a hall way jamming to the Ipod going on hour two. It is getting old and everyone you talk to is in class. Just wait and look at all the clowns walking up and down the hallways. Don’t look at them to check them out, look at them to predict. You see, guy that didn’t shower to the right, he must be depressed because of his lack of love. Girl to the left wearing jeans so tight her butt cheeks might pop, she desperately needs attention. This just a start to this game! Once you get started and used to the concept, enhance your predictions. Guy down the hall who looks angry with the world, he just got out of a bad relationship, has been at this school way too long, and probably fails at life. Girl yelling obsessively loud on the phone, she looks like she has major family problems, goes to school to rebel and be out of the house, does not have a clue in life. Look it’s extreme stuff here yes, but YOU HAVE TO PASS THE TIME SOMEHOW! You’d probably say, “don’t judge Krash.” But look it is not judging, I don’t know these clowns and I will not tell them anything. It’s awesome to people watch and gauge where their life is. I love them all equally, so I keep my opinions inside. Plus truly will you ever see these people again, or even talk to them? Probably not =) People watching Krash style! Krash solving boredom and college one step at a time!
If I did not see this video and only heard audio, I might actually mistake this guy for MJ. What an amazing voice, someone get this guy on a late night show or a record deal now! Anyone that can cover Michael Jackson vocally on point should have a career ahead of them. However we all know music is about 75% image these days, *sigh*. I hope you love this as much as I did!
In light of Valentines Day on the horizon and my darkened heart, I will present you the worst way to get rejected imaginable.
On Christmas, in front of the entire family OUCH!!! Couldn’t she have at least pretended to say yes than break his heart later that night? Who am I kidding he is probably some clown who deserved it, isn’t that silence deafening!? Proposal fails, sounds like a future radio bit! I am out!
I happened to be looking at my old Youtube videos recently and wondered WHY I have not posted any of these for my new beloved fan base. This is Krash at the ripe age of 17 hosting his first ever show in High School. It was one of those funky shows where you find some guy off the street to play jacked up athletes. I did 11 episodes of these, here is the first! Do not laugh too hard, I’ve man-ed up a bit since
Okay so we’re about to enter the first round of tests for the spring semester. I’ll tell you what is going to happen.
1. You put off studying until the day before, because each day you have an, “excuse.”
2. You wait till the night before and you just can’t seem to focus with Jersey Shore on.
3. It is one hour before the test, and you are saying FML!!!!!
This leads me to dun dun dun…
Lesson #2: Studying for an entire exam in one hour!!
I cannot tell you how many times that last hour has been a life or death situation! But lets face it when the wall is up against me this bad I deserve to fail! Nonetheless pulling off a passing grade or a B is probably the target here. Lets face it an A, you don’t deserve that! But hey hey, I know it’s college things happen ;). Okay so one hour you are outside the classroom trying to frantically read the chapters and it just is not sinking in! You are going to need three materials to get this job done, a pen, notebook, and an MP3 PLAYER! Why mp3 you ask, because the only possible way to memorize 45 bold words in an hour is to freestyle it! It’s simple read the main ideas of the definitions, write the word down 2-3 times, then write the definition itself. Afterward you have built muscle memory in your brain while correlating it to a hot beat on your song. Once more definitions and ideas fall into place you can begin to correlate chemistry potions with diamond rings, math equations with thick booties. Trust me on this one guys, fast beats, boring definitions, one hour of solitude. It can work, and I will prove it can work. They don’t teach you this in school BECAUSE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE STUDYING EVERYDAY! However I understand the people, the students! Till next time…